Lexi's Pizza Pub - Kelso

The food here is spectacular. And I mean it, this place has THE BEST pizza in town, delicious salads and their ranch and blue cheese dressings are the kind that taste absolutely AMAZING because you can’t buy stuff that tastes that good in a store (you know what I’m talking about if you love ranch and/or blue cheese). However…… So… we’re living in the 21st Century, right? There’s this excellent service called GOOGLE that helps direct your customers to you. When you fill in the correct information on said service, your customers have the ability to understand your hours of operation. When they drive out from quite a few miles away with a 91 year old woman using her walker and walk into the building after following the information listed on Google only to be told the “kitchen has closed”, it makes for a LOVELY ride home, let me tell you. So why is it that you for one, can’t bother to list that in your information or hours of operation? Hell, even post a sign on your door stating when your kitchen closes so people who aren’t your regulars or locals for that matter know when plan for paying you know.. that $100 they were willing to spend that you lost because you keep archaic and outdated business hours… aside from technology, the 21st Century has other offerings like “Urban Flight”… the phenomena where a majority of the youth flee rural areas because it’s boring and there aren’t any opportunities… so why not start one business at a time and create more realistic business hours. Not everyone lives a 9-5 job work week, yet we get to suffer because everyone else in this town seems to cater to that one group of people. Again… we’re in the 21st century, people… learn how to use your Google account to your advantage and post proper BUSINESS HOURS AND KITCHEN HOURS so people don’t waste their time driving all the way out there with a 91 year old woman (using a walker who had to walk up your long wheelchair ramp because you don’t have direct access doors to your back area) only to be told the kitchen was closed… This was AFTER we looked up your google listing and saw “Open” in green letters, not “Closes soon” like every other business will have automatically showing in their google listing automatically. Again, this place has outstanding food!!!! Which is why I’m really pissed off right now because I’ve been trying to take the group of people I was with here for over a year now, and the planets aligned and the opportunity *seemed* to have presented itself until you’re slapped in the face with the harsh reminder that Cowlitz County is trapped in this awful vortex where people wish to keep everything locked into the 1950’s way of life and if people wish to see this area prosper something has to change. Perhaps change your business hours to close the kitchen at 10:30pm or even 11:30pm… you have a bar and you close it at 9pm or 9:30pm? Do you people hate profit? Do you hate owning a business or something? You’ve got amazing food and it’s a downer you choose to not accommodate customers who are stuck working later than 8 or 9pm… think about it and AT LEAST incorporate some later “summer hours”. You’re losing money, at least you did tonight! $100 plus tips. You do the math.

The pizza used to be better. The crust is like cardboard. The toppings and pizza itself is so so. But overall not impressed. The wings are really good though.

We ordered a large cheeseburger pizza and it was absolutely delicious! I forgot to take a picture of it! The shredded lettuce doesn't hold up well, but that's not enough of an issuee to take away from the quality of the pizza ?

The worker's seemed to act races towards my husband when he ordered a pepperoni pizza for my kids and there was way to many pepperoni on the pizza so I know for sure that this place doesn't not get any native Americans often and our family will not be ordering food form them anymore

The pizza was good and the pepperoni is awesome. But it is terribly expensive. If the gluten free pepperoni, was $18 it would be a better but at $24, its pretty steep for how small the medium is. Drinks were HORRIBLE! Our server never came back to check on us so we couldn't even tell her how bad they were. The pepperonis were amazing but still couldn't make up for the mixed drinks being so bad. An old fashioned is not hard to make but theirs tastes like straight bulleit rye. We enjoyed the pizza but for the price and the horrible drinks that were very expensive too, we won't try it again.