Morrisons - Fife

Ordered breakfast then had to wait ten minutes on my coffee as there was no one manning the coffee bar! The breakfast took half an hour to arrive and was cold and items missing. The poor staff running around in disorganised chaos. The place wasn’t even that busy for a Sunday morning!

Sitting on an adventurous Saturday afternoon, having replied to my pen pals on the “Fans of Extreme Ironing and Fork Bending” website I jumped on my Segway and arrived at Morrisons Cafe, as my mother had given me a little extra pocket money for my 64th birthday which she had left in a fluorescent beige coloured envelope beside our bed. I commenced my way over to the available table which was ,of course, frantically wiped down with my Morrisons Value cleaning wipes, I made the safe but risky choice of selecting a late ‘Brunch’ which consisted of a simpler version of a fry up, as my good fellow friend “Percival” calls it a “ Playful but mysterious little dish” I asked specifically to remove specific items and for the following reasons mushrooms as they remind me of the Goomba’s Musrooms on Super Mario Bacon favourite TV show Peppa Pig Lamb shank RIP dolly the sheep, who succumbed to her illness in 2003 Lettuce was my first pet rabbit (Sibbald’s) go to treat night comfort food Which only really left the side refreshment of a banana milkshake which I was breathtakingly overwhelmed to try, as I took a sip out the straw however, the devastating memory of Harambe the gorilla who also succumbed to his demise in May 2016. I also am certain the banYana was out of date which leads me onto my next statement, I had to scurry to the gentleman’s room and frantically pull down my flared trousers that I have had for over 30+ years, what appeared to become a flock of bats entering the toilet and no lavatory paper for said visitors to the public bathrooms! I will also be blogging this on MySpace, as I have followers all around the globe Yours sincerely Sir Pigilsworth (Gumm) son of Bartholomew Gumm and son of Beatrice Gumm

Friendly, helpful staff. Love the cafes beautiful crockery, good value, excellent coffee batista. The floristry dept is stunning. Gorgeous location. Bargains. Well cared for.

The staff at this restaurant were impolite and seemed overwhelmed by a straightforward order, resulting in a long wait of over 40 minutes for a few bacon sandwiches. The establishment also appeared to have substandard health and safety practices. I will not be coming back.

I went to the restaurant for coffee and a toastie. I had to wait a long time for the toastie, and when it finally arrived, it was very flat and hard. I complained, and they made me another one that was slightly better. By that time, my coffee had gone cold. I was very disappointed. The young boys serving were very nice and kept apologizing to customers, promising to get them a replacement.