Vana Tallinn Cafe - Eesti

Sit in front on the bartenders for 15 minutes. Nobody attended, just look and pass by. Therefore the people right next to us were attended immediately. Good place with not so good service. Price per person: €10–20 Food: 5 Service: 2 Atmosphere: 4

We went to see Jan Uuspöld stand up. We ordered the food in advance so that we wouldn't have to wait long. When we arrived, we waited for warm snacks for 30 minutes, which was already suspicious. These snacks were a proper deep fryer (suitable for pub food 15eur max), not breaded delicacies costing 33eur. The non-alcoholic cocktails on the menu were as sweet as if a whole can of sugar had been dropped into them. We sent the cocktails back and ordered an alcohol-free gin and tonic, which was significantly better. Caesar salads, which we also ordered in advance, we received 80 minutes after arriving, i.e. already during the show. We had to repeatedly remind the waiters about our food. In the end it was so salty I couldn't eat it. All in all, the service was poor and the food even worse, the prices for such quality are absurd. Jan's stand up was also poorly put together and full of lame jokes. We left the event after the first act. It seemed that we, or couples, were not the target group of this event, I guess we had to down a few cocktails before and take some more during the show to make it bearable. I usually don't give reviews because of a bad experience, but this whole event was really bad. Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 3

Price per person: €10–20 Food: 4 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

Price per person: €50–60 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

God I don’t know where to start. One star is too much. Came to see the show after work, super hungry on Wednesday evening, we pre-ordered food and it still arrived 40 minutes and 1,5 hours later, after we asked for it many times (staff did not even say “sorry” . Virgin cocktails are waaaaay too sweet to have them with food, sent them back and had replaced at least. Snack plate of 33 euros is a shame, it is oily horror that would cost 15 euros max in a normal pub. Did not eat the Caesar salad as it was waaaay too salty, did not pay for it. Still 51 euros for 2 virgin cocktails and a plate of oil and super bad service is a disgrace. The show was bad unfortunately too, Jan Uuspõld, did not stay till the end as the jokes were not funny and we were too hungry!! With tickets 105 eur of total disappointment. Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1