El Toro Loco - London

Awful experience. We visited for a group meal and it was the worst we've had in years. The food was bland and seemed frozen.

By far the worst place I’ve ever been to. I wouldn’t call it a restaurant. Not sure if what they are serving on the menu is related in any way with spanish food. Sad!!! Really sad!!!

Well, we were locos when we decided to go ahead and eat here after seeing the restaurant almost desert on Saturday night. You should follow the gut when you see it and leave for another place before it is too late.The people are really nice and kind so we gave a chance. We didn't read the review because we were hungry and tired. Spanish cuisine is easy and it is difficult to f..k up. The premises are old, the tables sticky, not that big range of when it comes to drinks and food. The tapas were actually ok, my friends said the sea food was slightly undercooked. But we where really disappointed and disgusted by the mains. The worst paella I ever had in my life. Iceland's paella is much better and I wouldn't even compare it. I never tasted such a bad meat, indeed I left it all and ate only the oily rice and some prawns. I will spare you the description of the chicken as you are probably reading this because you are considering food options. Maybe go there for a drink but not to eat.

This is one of my top three restaurants in Ealing. The food is delicious, the service is excellent, and the atmosphere is wonderful.

I'm baffled by how El Toro Loco is still operating. The fluorescent lighting is harsh, the decor is unappealing, and the chairs are uncomfortable. The tables were dirty and sticky, and the food was disappointingly subpar. To top it off, the restrooms were the dirtiest I've ever encountered in a restaurant. While the owner was friendly enough, the lingering smell of tobacco while we were being served was off-putting. Overall, the experience was regrettable. And those bread rolls we waited over 20 minutes for—did they come from the Tesco Metro down the street? I would recommend avoiding this place.