Bert's Cafe and Takeaway - Knox

If you're into vanilla slices that aren't exactly sweet, and are extremely cream based rather than custard then this might be the place for you.

They say their vanilla slice is the best in Melbourne ..

Because it is Tuesday night, and the mood takes me, time for a quick review of the wonderful French Lettuce, in Haiku form: Delicious pastries, Soy coffee

Very ordinary tasting food, matched by ordinary service.I ordered Singapore Noodles (a dish that's hard to mess up) but it was one of the least palatable that I've eaten.My wife and I have eaten at many Singapore restaurants both here and Singapore and this one is just not up to par.

A great place out east to get authentic Singapore food like Chee Kueh and Chye Teow Kuay which you won't find in many other Malaysian osr Singapore cafes in the city. The Char Kuay Teow is to die for! The fried Hokkien mee also tastes like something you would get straight out of Singapore! They are open on Fridays and Saturdays only but their weekly specials are something to look out for.