Carl's Jr. Kilburn

Service: Dine in Meal type: Lunch Price per person: A$20–40 Food: 3 Service: 4 Atmosphere: 4

The hamburger was similar to Hungry Jack and was delicious. It was also nice to be able to refill my drinks. Service: Dine in Meal type: Lunch Price per person: A$20–40 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

Service: Dine in Meal type: Lunch Price per person: A$20–40 Food: 4 Service: 4 Atmosphere: 4 Recommended dishes: Chicken Tenders

Hamburger was served cold. Not warm, not lukewarm, not room temperature but cold. Drive-thru Friday 16 Feb 10.30pm Service: Take out Meal type: Dinner Price per person: A$1–20 Food: 1 Service: 2

Today when I woke up I didn’t know what a momentous occasion this day would be. It had been raining on the way to this most glorious restaurant. But as soon as I arrived the clouds parted as if to say today you will be blessed. Birds started singing it was like a choir of angels. As I came in I was greeted by the rambunctious chatter of the lively folk inside. Their cheeriness rivalling that of a boozed up festival or that of parents upon the arrival of their precious newborn. I was astounded. What was this place that all these people were filled with joy and gladness overflowed from their hearts? I would soon find out as I moved on closer beckoned by the welcoming smile on the cashier awaiting patiently for me to order. What beauty did she possess I found myself in awe such that I was made mute but full of grace she helped me find my footing. Extolling the various delicacies on offer and as beautiful as she was it seemed I would faint because the food was like that of the gods. And me a mere mortal had somehow found a portal, a magical gateway, to access that which is set apart for those whose machinations have power over life and death. What luck is this? May I forever be remembered as Jakub the Fortuitous because the LORD’s banquet has been offered unto me. I then experienced what I had seen on those other once weary, exuberant faces. It felt to me that my world had been made whole that all the troubles of my admittedly very troubled life have been taken away, dealt with. And that now if only for a brief moment all was made right. They say in Carl’s Junior that they’re making people happy through food but I would have to quibble Carl’s Junior didn’t only make me happy. Carl’s Junior saved my life. Service: Dine in Meal type: Breakfast Price per person: A$20–40 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5